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Mission | Biography | Miracles

 

Divine Union and Spiritual Oneness will free us from the wheel of necessity (zodiac), protect us from global threats, restore the tree of life, and bring us to the Golden Age on Earth.

Intuitive Astrologist, Global Alchemist and Cosmic Mythologist


The gnosis of her (Laura's) inner mind is the foundation that exists through all of the Aeons.
– Mychael Alchemy, scholar of Sophia's path

 

Biography

 

Laura Magdalene Eisenhower

Laura is a Intuitive Astrologist, Global Alchemist, Cosmic Mythologist and is the great-granddaughter of Dwight David Eisenhower. She is on a profound mission to reveal our true origins connected with the 'Magdalene' and 'Gaia-Sophia' energies of love and wisdom and works to liberate us from the Military Industrial Complex, the Archonic systems and false power structures.. These forces connect many dots that are coming into our awareness, now more than ever, as our solar system aligns with the Galactic plane in 2011-2012.

While residing and traveling independently in over 20 cities in the U.S. and abroad, she developed an excellent knowledge base in frontier health, Exopolitics, alchemy, metaphysics and ancient history, and also has degrees and certifications in science, wilderness expedition leadership, natural healing and building. She has masterfully woven together the esoteric and alchemical aspects of nature with our ancient roots, hidden history, the present world, and our future potential.

She is also a Whistleblower and has been speaking out about being recruited to go to a Colony on Mars that represented a time-line that she refused to go along with. She has been able to uncover some necessary truths and agendas that humanity is being kept in the dark about and lectures and does workshops on these issues along with topics such as Global Alchemy, Christ-Sophia, Sacred Union, ET races, Esoteric Cosmology, the Positive Time-line and seeks to empower the individual so that harmony can be restored.

For more than 15 years, she has been providing clairvoyant readings and transformative healings for individuals with the assistance of many divination tools and astrology. Focusing on chakra systems, Laura has advised on topics such as soulpath, abduction, mind-control, core issues, relationships, past lives and physical ailments. She has been strategizing to solve the roots of major world problems including epidemics, war, environmental degradation and injustices that have been a result of the misuses of power of the shadow government. She also covers hidden agendas connected to ET races and the exile of the Divine Feminine energies.

Going through an intense World Soul journey of the labyrinth, Laura has discovered an ability to open a Natural stargate by co-creating with the Venus transits and weaving through the multi-dimensions of the higher and lower worlds. Clearing portals and moving past gatekeepers, Laura works to free us from the 3-D holographic time-loop and guide us back to the Pleroma, the totality of divine powers. With great passion and courage, she is helping to return Sacred Union, divine wisdom, and the many faces of the Goddess that have been buried and forgotten for thousands of years.

Read more: Journey | Specialties

Soul Mastery Profile


Overview

Advanced in:
Heart: Compassion, depth and higher spiritual love. Accelerating soul growth. Harmonizing relationships and groups, and activating divine union.
Mind: Independent learning and critical thinking. Metaphorical wisdom and words of power. Communicating, debating and transforming global/galactic conspiratorial forces.
Spirit: Expressing symbolic myths and illuminating higher self. Improvising in diverse artistic ways.
Body: Healing physical, mental, and emotional levels. Utilizing natural remedies and energy medicine. Correlating micro body to macro issues.
Nature: Cultivating and communing with landscapes and plantlife. Adventure travel and wilderness expedition. Balancing dynamics and cycles of the natural world with human living.




Spirituality & Human Dynamics


Self-Awakening

• Self & spirituality:
Clairvoyance, clear 3rd-eye detail seeing, alchemy of the soul, inner wholeness, regeneration, divine wisdom, rare Venus/Pluto incarnational energies, Magdalene/Christ Sophia
• Counseling:
Chakra/aura readings, soul-centered tarot, astrology, I Ching, Tree of life, the 4 elements and 5th of spirit, metaphorical words of power, photographic memory, sharp listening, compassionate heart; sexual healing and higher guidance for addiction, abuse, neglect, anger, and depression

Divine Union
• Intimate partnership:
Sacred union, family, soul groups, soul matrices, male/female archetypes, and karmic agreements
• Tantra: Kundalini awakening, non-dualistic relationships, selfless service, Shakti/Shiva, ultimate bliss, cosmic power of the divine, human as micro world, and way of being beyond sexual expression.
Communication: Essence of spiritual love, positive and constructive language, deep transformation, co-dependency vs. co-creativity, and divine will alignment

World Soul
• Warrior/High Priestess:
Battling enemy face-to-face, falsehoods, negative patterns, ignorance, chaos, earth destruction, alien archons, demiurge, games and lies. Manifesting truth, love, and gateways to heaven
• Communities: Experiencing almost every social class, lifestyle, ethnicity, religion, political affiliation, and sexual orientation. Harmonizing bonds and difficult group dynamics
• Creativity: Cosmic order, labyrinth journey, lower/higher God/desses, Earth/Underworld/Heaven, Mother womb, deities, hieros gamos, gaia matrix, planetary bodies, star systems, shifting eras of Venus transits, multidimensional travel, many global locations revealing past life presence, and path affecting large-scale transformation

Holistic Science & Ecology


Natural Health

• Physical body:
Strength, stamina, endurance, illness recovery, self-medication, inner discovery, and correlation of micro body to macro issues
• Alternative medicine: Mind-body symptom treatments, whole foods, herbs with moon cycles, fasting, detoxification, cellular memory awakening, soul-centered medical astrology, and alchemy
• Energy work: Aura cleansing, chakra foreign energy removal, intuitive hands-on touch, massage, and miracle healing effects

Earth Wisdom
• Eco-advocacy:
Ecological building, green technology, natural resource protection, and wildlife conservation
• Nomadic living: Living on the road, traveling with bands, extreme adventure and international travel

Global Matrix
• Clear-seeing:
Truth and clarity of chaos, self-education, roots of global crisis, illuminator, creatrix essence, higher wisdom, and law of love
• Debate:
Independent thinking, reasoning, analysis, challenging toughest of issues, holding ground and truth, overcoming negative programming, welcoming skeptics, atheists, and darkest of minds
• Societal affairs: Current events, lower world dynamics, spiritual imbalance, Global Elite, NWO, alien politics, harmful frequency deactivation, health of humanity & the planet, artificial vs. organic, free will vs. divine will affecting laws of society, societal issues affecting families/youth, enlightening world leaders, and co-creation of global harmony

Higher Art & Creativity

Improvisation
• Music:
Improv drumming, penny whistling, band performances, and highest creative essence
• Creative dance: Festival dancing, spiritual oneness/tantra movement, shifting consciousness and breaking free
• Visual arts: Painting exhibitions, mind's eye technique and innovation, profound symbolic depths, soul journey landscapes and creation themes
Storytelling/performing arts: Book manuscript, essays, ancient tribal wisdom, grail lore, legends, love stories and ancient archetypes, myths of the thousand named Goddess that I have lived, soul growth and change

Miracles

Healings of hundreds one-on-one and the entire planetary matrix:

Health
– Has healed with hands the tears and leaks in people's auras, and dark disease energy in first chakras
– Has given herbal remedies and bioenergetic treatments, and helped a homeless woman recover from liver disease
– Illuminates spirit, opens higher chakras and boosts immune systems for profound change

Life Purpose
– Advised many to find their soulpath according to divine will through intuitive astrology and tarot
– Helped others reduce their addictions and codependencies, and realign their spirit to organic cycles
– Deactivates people from harmful programmings, and assists them in getting out of dark chaos and hell to find true light and purpose

Planet
– Has worked on healing epidemics and natural disasters through strengthening the Gaia immune system, rising the Kali kundalini and battling dark forces (and has seen the positive consequences)
– Has successfully contended with the secret groups and ring leaders responsible for creating the most deadly technologies and plots to harm humankind
– Has worked to etherically correct the agreements with dangerous alien races, missions and worlds that haven't been in harmony with the organic path of light
– Is safeguarding the shift into an enlightened era and global transformation through the underworld journey, stargate building and pathway to heaven
– Represents the emerging Goddess who will rise and reach wholeness around the prophesized date 2012


Relationships

– Has awakened the divine love in people's unions
– Has facillitated healthy communication and deep release and forgiveness
– Has helped couples release old patterns and wounds that have gotten in the way of them seeing one another clearly
– Can bring in tantric unity and a sacred place for a deeper connection


Misc

– Has suddenly manifested the exact amount of money needed for a threatening situation
– Has spontaneously turned alcohol into water, which was publicly recognized